"sir we lost the platoon. all our men are gone"
a lone camouflaged fedora is seen in the distance
"not all men"
If you’re ever in a long distance relationship instead of saying I love you over the internet you should just send it to them in binary code and make their brain hurt in a romantic way 01101001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101
Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix
wait there’s PORN on netflix?
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
Describe each others character in 5 words or less
Baby in a trench coat
Things that lower abortion rates:
- Better access to condoms
- Accessible birth control
- Accessible Plan - B pills
- Comprehensive sex education
Things that do not lower abortion rates:
- Abstinence-Only sex education
- Banning contraceptives
- Shaming people who have sex or get abortions
- Making abortion illegal
Friendly daily reminder that the entire pro-life movement is basically pointless and counterproductive
And if abortion is now allowed, a lot of people will do it anyway, but since they have no access to professional abortion, there’s an extremely high death/infection risk for the mother as well.